Marketing for women
You're at a party and spot a handsome guy. You approach him and say "I'm pretty good in the bedroom". This is direct marketing.
You're at a party and spot a handsome guy. You approach him and ask for his phonenumber. The following day you call him up and say "I'm pretty good in the bedroom". This is tele-marketing.
You're at a party with a few friends. You spot a handsome guy, and one of your friends approaches him and tells him "She is pretty good in the bedroom". This is advertising.
You're at a party and spot a handsome guy. You approach him and refreshes his memory: "Can you recall our date a few weeks ago and how good I was in the bedroom?". This is Customer Relationship Management (CRM).
You're at a party and spot a handsome guy. You approach him and say: "I'm pretty good in the bedrom" and follow up with a blowjob. This is merchandising.
You're at a party and spot a handsome guy. You approach him, tell him how well he is looking and that he smells great. You light his cigeratte, get him a glass of wine and tell him "I'm pretty good in the bedroom". This is Public Relations (PR).
Marketing for men
You're at a party and spot a hot, young chick. You approach her and tell her: "I'm pretty good in the bedroom, and can keep it going all night long with no interuptions what so ever". This is misleading marketing and illegal according to law.
(I stole this from Jostein)
